2025/07/23

So Long, Luang Prabang, and Thanks for Almost Nothing (Except the Visa)

 


Well, picking up where we left off in my last whinge – Turns out, I did manage to drag myself out of bed for the morning alms ceremony. And honestly? Good thing I did, for a couple of reasons. Firstly, karma points, maybe? Secondly, and more relevantly, Mother Nature decided to give Luang Prabang a good soaking, courtesy of Typhoon Wipha, which, after terrorizing Hanoi, apparently decided to pay Laos a visit.

This meant the tourist turnout for the alms giving was pleasingly pathetic. Unfortunately, the local turnout wasn't much better. Apparently, monks rely on these morning offerings for their daily sustenance, so a low turnout isn't exactly ideal. But hey, at least the few tourists who did show up (myself reluctantly included) had plenty of space. The setup was… peculiar. Instead of the respectful kneeling I’d read about, there were plastic chairs lined up for everyone. It felt more like waiting for a bus than a sacred ritual. A handful of monks eventually ambled by, looking as damp and unimpressed as I felt. However, on my way out, I did witness a veritable monk parade – apparently, they were just fashionably late. They managed to scoop up the few remaining offerings, so hopefully, they didn't go completely hungry. A bizarre experience, to say the least.

The rest of the day was spent ticking off the remaining temples on my "to-see" list. Credit where credit's due, they are undeniably beautiful, and I managed to snag some more footage of the city looking slightly less chaotic under the grey skies.

And then, the digital heavens parted! This morning, the email I'd been obsessively checking finally arrived: Vietnam visa approved! Hallelujah! My escape route was secured! My triumphant booking of a last-minute bus back to Hanoi, however, was swiftly thwarted by the news that several roads were now resembling small rivers thanks to our lingering typhoon friend. So, in a moment of uncharacteristic decisiveness (and after spotting a suspiciously cheap flight online), I booked a ticket and will be airborne in mere minutes. Stress levels: reduced. Luang Prabang: conquered (sort of).

Now, as this is my final farewell to this particular tourist hotspot, I feel compelled to reiterate my somewhat grumpy stance on the whole tourist phenomenon here. It's not that I have a personal vendetta against the lovely individuals I've met on the road. Most travelers are perfectly pleasant. The problem arises when you reach a critical mass. Suddenly, everything bends to the will of the tourist. The very essence of why you travel – to experience a different culture – gets diluted, homogenized, and ultimately… lost.

You come to a city like Luang Prabang expecting an authentic Lao experience. You get the pretty temples and the colonial architecture, sure. But you also get hamburger joints, pizza parlors, and menus entirely in English. I'm currently sitting in one of the few places I've found that actually serves Lao coffee, a sad testament to the espresso and Americano invasion.

The reason people yearn for off-the-beaten-path destinations is precisely this: to escape the tourist saturation that strips a place of its unique cultural identity. The tourists here aren't bad people; there are just too many of them. And while I was perhaps naive to think Laos remained untouched, the reality was still a bit of a shock.

However (and I always try to end on a slightly more optimistic note, even if it pains my cynical heart), I do believe that with more time, a bit more research before arriving, and perhaps a slightly healthier travel budget, there are still pockets of genuine Lao culture to be found here. Even the most popular tourist cities have hidden corners if you're willing to take a left when everyone else goes right. So, while this chapter of my travels might be closing with a slight sense of disillusionment, the book is far from over. Stay tuned, weary travelers, for the next adventure!

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